Title: i’m not in it to win it, i’m in it for you
Rating: M
Pairing: River/Eleven
Wordcount: 2,816
Summary: “It will be the best anniversary ever River – five moons, each a different colour – the night sky is like a kaleidoscope, you said.&rdquo
Prompt: River and the Doctor return from an adventure with feather-like leaves covering their clothing. Plucking bits of down from each other turns competitive and a playful wager is made. Showing how they both wound up covered in leaves would be a bonus!
Title: but she was walking back and forth and i was passing through
Pairing: River/Eleven
Rating: K+
Wordcount: 3,610
Summary: And River is always there, like some siren on the edge of his mind, calling him to her. After Utah, he was wary, but somehow he cannot stop himself from seeking her out. Adventures with River are addictive.
Prompt: The moment that the Doctor realises that he is in love with River. He knew that he would eventually, but he didn’t expect it to affect him quite this way.
Title: counting stars and passing cars on the interstate
Pairing: River/Eleven
Rating: K+
Wordcount: 5,946
Summary: His ship has a perverted sense of time and distance at the best of times, really, so when he straightens his tweed and leaves Amy and Rory in River’s more than capable hands, pausing only to look at her once more and sets off, he probably should have expected a plot twist.
Prompt: Amy had told Mels about the psychic pollen incident after it occurred. Remembering the description of the Doctor saying he chooses friends without darkness in them, young River is afraid to connect telepathically to the Doctor.
So I undertook the idea that it would be super fun to make an AU of all the River episodes (except SitL because How. H.O.W.) and have River and the Doctor sex it up. I meant to make a list of it all, but forgot. SO HERE YOU GO:
5x04 - Time of Angels
but my body was loose and i was set alight; M, 5995 words
5x05 - Flesh and Stone
the tie that binds, and binds, and binds; E, 5100 words (warning: anal play)
5x12 - The Pandorica Opens
like an instrument of many strings; M, 3904 words
5x13 - The Big Bang
the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force; M, 6860 words
6x01 - The Impossible Astronaut
my dignity’s become undone; M, 5179 words
6x02 - Day of the Moon
you shouted ‘jump’ but my heart faltered; M, 7017 words
when passion’s a prison you can’t break free; M, 5,934 words (warning: bondage, female ejaculation)
6x07 - A Good Man Goes to War
the coolnes of your smile is stirringofbirds between my arms; M, 7680 words
6x08 - Let’s Kill Hitler
played your song and then you were gone; M, 5647 words
6x13 - The Wedding of River Song
but your empty eyes seem to pass me by; M, 9749 words (warning: masturbation kink)

Title: you know you got it when you’re going insane
Pairing: Doctor/River
Rating: T
Wordcount: 1,686
Summary: “Can’t you just have a talk with them?”
A/N: So it’s Claire’s birthday, and well - everyone deserves some fluff. So here, have some more Doctor and River dealing with the Dogtor and Kitty Song ;) (you can find all other Dogtor stories here) Happy birthday honey!

